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The Bucke-Sonnick Wedding Extravaganza
John has "charm"
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Quick Note: For new viewers, here's a link to Baby Cam
A long, long time ago in a Borough far, far away, there was a woman who loved dorks.
She would spend her days navigating the shoals of New York City Planning, wondering whether
Art was sending subtle signals, and trying to decide which arugula vendor would earn her business
that evening. And Larry Mullen. What were the chances that the founder, drummer and hunkiest
member of U2 would be stopping by her pad for a quick chat and, perhaps, jam session this evening?
At that same time, stuffed in his interior office and listening to the 974th repetition of "Where
the Streets Have No Name" there was a pasty-legged dork who desperately needed a woman. Still basking in
the glory of the 1986 Mets, 1988 Irish and 1991 Giants, he typed away feverishly hoping that *somewhere*
someone would appreciate his elegant re-use of the discounting logic in the order entry program. His
prospects were dim.
But then Gramboni gave John a call and got him involved with Troop 635. And in 635 there was Joe Cogley. And
Joe Cogley was related to Tom Cogley. And Tom Cogley played football with Joey Thieret, who just *happened*
to be the nephew of She Who Is Fair, Temperate, and Fit. And so with a little prodding, a little
scheming and a lot of love, Kelleroo, mother of Joey and sister of Katherine, embarked on her finest bit of
matchmaking yet.

The Official Stats
First conversation: November 27, 2004
First face-to-face: April 16, 2005
First U2 Concert (NY): October 14, 2005
Katherine Moved to VT: July 23, 2006
First Date as Couple: August 31, 2006
Last U2 Concert (HI): December 9, 2006
She said "Yes!": April 7, 2007
The Youk hitting .325: July 13, 2007
Bill Buckner despondent: In perpetuity
Too late for her to bail: September 1, 2007
This web page is set up so that people can find information about the wedding, the people who are in it, the beautiful area that we live in and to keep up Man of Sonnick's dork cred so that the Fair and Lovely Katherine will remain enamoured enough with him between now and September 1st that she doesn't decide to just bag the whole thing and sell her wedding dress as cleaning rags on Craig's List.